2006-07-08 12:38:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I think this is adorable: http://tcastle.com/sweetiepie.html
Here are some hilarious pictures: http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/
Oh, and Jib Jab is always fun: http://www.jibjab.com/
If all else fails, think that to that time - you know, that time - the funniest thing you have ever seen. That will sure give you a giggle!
Peace!
2006-07-08 12:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by carole 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy
Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
Answer - A competent liberal President.
Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?
Answer - Mace.
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.
Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.
2006-07-08 19:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by arbaew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
surely so
A man has a heart attack and falls out of his chair.
A blonde rushes in. The man yells: "Call 911!"
"Wait, hold on!" the blonde says, running out of the room. She
comes back with a pen and paper.
"Call...911..." says the man, about to fall into unconsciousness.
The blonde dramatically stares.
After 5 minutes of strenuous thought, she asked,
"What's the rest of the number?"
*sorry blondes* ~no offense
2006-07-08 19:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, this may be a little wierd, but try it, go to the mirror, and make crazy faces and sounds at yourself. act like a crazed moneky that just got a bananna slapped in his face. jump around, shake your head, pop out your eyes, and scream horridly!!! lol!!! shhh, don't tell anyone, i actually do this while in my car at red stop lights just to pass the time, i think. "what if i was in the car next to me and saw someone else doing this?" holy cow, what a wierdo, lol!!!
2006-07-08 19:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please change your avatar.its real scary and if someone even wanted to make you laugh,they dont know how to do so as all one feels is a decision to remain sad by choosing such a sad avatar with a sad name.life cant be that horrid! smile alittle.
2006-07-08 19:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by xzwnemono1stop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughter is good medicine. Watch stand up comedy or have someone tickle you. If you are still sad, talk to someone about this.
2006-07-08 19:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by ldylili 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you a joke - What do male prostitutes and the Pink Panther have in common? They are both peter sellers!
How about that?????
2006-07-08 19:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Karla R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!
George W. is sitting around in the Oval Office, and a presidential aide comes in. "Mr. President", he says, "three Brazilian soldiers were just killed in Iraq."
"Oh no!" says the president. "How many is a brazillion?!"
2006-07-08 19:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, I can. I was invited to go somewhere really fun tonight, but I didn't go and now I'm here answering Yahoo answers...wait did you say make you laugh or cry???
2006-07-08 19:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by itsa_me23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a lawyer and a fish? one is a scum sucking scavenger the other is just a fish.
2006-07-08 19:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋