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They came through a worm hole from another parallel universe. This is not an uncommon event. For example as we know there there were was only a single pair of each species brought on to Noah's arc. Knowing that evolution is a falsehood, how is it that we have so many different kinds of dogs today. It had to be the worm hole. You should just thank your lucky stars you do not exist in that other universe from where Evangelicals and Southern Baptists came.

2006-07-08 12:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Nefarious Eyes 2 · 2 0

They come from their grandma's who die some twenty years after getting a New Jerusalem Bible illustrated by Salvador Dali and translated by a team of international scholars that included J.R.R.Tokien from a grandchild art major. This Bible went missing after the death of the grandmother. This grandchild woman expresses herself in an unclear manner and apologizes for gender misunderstandings related to the great father of surrealism. Hateful , spiteful and exceedingly prideful she does not want to be known as one who thought Dali was a woman, however glorious being a woman may be.That , I just could not tolerate! First person or second which will it be? Well ...omnipresent, omnipotent ..God only wise...and patient, long suffering our bungling and dives to the depths of what it is to be human,does having a relationship with God mean we stop being human...I once heard it said that you can only be as mature a christian as you are a person...( Bible prefaces are surprisingly good reading- this from a person drawn to the dictionary for entertainment as a child.- beware)Go ahead and pray first if you decide to read one of those Bibles. It's a spiritual book ;it can't really ever be like any other book. An evangelical christian, what a crisis of self image it is...How ridiculously humbling to be associated with a group that is primarily Republican....

2006-07-08 15:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you're forgetting some thing of the tale. As in step with scripture, God initially made guy in his personal photo, then guy grew to change into corrupted by technique of eating the fruit from the Tree of records of fantastic and Evil. in spite of the indisputable fact that, you'll contend that this may only have made guy better like God, so what does that make God? (This quite doesn't note to my in my view held beliefs; i'm purely attempting to describe how Christians imagine.)

2016-11-30 21:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by kennebeck 4 · 0 0

Romans 5:12

2006-07-08 12:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by Vanessa B 4 · 0 0

I'm a Christian but don't consider to have any of the above personality traits. If someone is judging or seems to be doing things that Christ would not do, it would be safe to say this person is not a true Christian. Loving thy neighbor and loving our enemies is what Christianity is all about.

2006-07-08 12:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by scworden1976 2 · 0 0

Ah, well, those were made in the image of his idiot half-brother, the one that nobody in the God family likes to talk about. It's a very sad story.

2006-07-08 12:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

That's called free will. God gave us all free will to choose the way we act. If we choose to disobey him then it is not his fault.
The bible or God doesn't tell us to be hateful, or spiteful or intolerant. In fact it says to pray for our enemies.
Love our neighbor, who is our neighbor everybody.
People make themselves a thief by stealing
people make themselves a liar by lieing

2006-07-08 12:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you are felling judged by your own actions, not by the preaching of the truth.

A quote I heard once

want to see the love of God look to the cross
want to see the wrath of God look to the cross

2006-07-08 12:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by rbmath2000 3 · 0 0

They're Mass-produced at a college sanctioned by Jerry Falwell

2006-07-08 12:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

PROVE it...........
Do your own sins convict you of this scenario?

What lifestyle is so great you are so afraid God would make you change?

He says come as you are.........he is not asking you to change.

you think I am hateful, spiteful, intolerant???

2006-07-08 14:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by deed 5 · 0 0

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