... If you witnessed God getting His Almighty @ss handed to Him by the devil in a street fight?
Serious answers only!!!!!! No hating..........
2006-07-08 12:05:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you actually 100% DID see it, not "never would happen"
2006-07-08 12:08:59 · update #1
If you want a serious answer, ask a serious and intelligent question first.
2006-07-08 12:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by *♥£öVe§♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It never happened. Nor could it happen. Jesus kicked the devil's you know what when he died and became alive again then took all authority away from him that old serpent, the dragon, the devil his name is Satan in the three days he was under. When Adam sinned Satan got the authority but When Yeshua dies and came alive again Jesus got it back and still to this day has it. So the Lord Yeshua the son of God rebukes you, you old spirit of Lies and Deceit. for it is written,
Matt 28:18 Jesus came to them and spoke to them, saying, "All authority has been given to me in heaven and on earth. Jeremiah 32:27 "Behold, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh. Is there anything too hard for Me?
So believe the lie you been told or fantasized about , but its still a lie and the Lord God is still in charge.
2006-07-08 19:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Michael JENKINS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is already happening every day....all over the world........so it seems.......but guess what........I read the back of the book and we win!
Satan was defeated at the Cross....he will never get the upper hand..
God fights MY battles, I do not fight His....he can handle it.
2006-07-08 21:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by deed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's God. He created everything. I don't think there's a challenge between God and satan. But hypothetically, I'd go help God out.
http://romansroad.org/
2006-07-08 19:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't happen so I guess I would search out the bar you drink in - and ask you for another ''What if""
2006-07-08 19:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serious answer: The CREATOR does not lose to the created!!!
2006-07-08 19:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by Exodus 20:1-17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start taking bets, of course. What's hateful about that?
2006-07-08 19:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was a serious question, i would give a serious answer.
2006-07-09 20:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by K-Deeznuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't happen.
2006-07-08 19:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would never happen.
2006-07-08 19:08:20 · answer #10 · answered by Lynne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋