Now that bettierage is in charge, what should be first on her agenda? Your advice please?

Question

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I recommend that The Outrageous One consider a ban on those navel-baring fashions because most people look HIDEOUS in them. But we need more ideas, and the most outrageously funny one gets the ten points!

Rangedog, if only you knew how funny that is....

POLKA music? Why Contemplative, I never knew you had a vicious streak!

Answer 1

Put an end to the impostors?

I think she should order that all impostors be bound with duct tape in front of their computer screens and made to read their counterparts' best answers and give them good ratings.

And just for kicks they should have to listen to polka music until they have paid their debt to R&S society.

edit: Another Christian on R&S advised me to take off my halo, and I just haven't been the same since.... ;o)

edit II: Hmm. I thought Bettierage was in charge of R&S, but Mark thinks she's in charge of the Universe! That's quite a promotion from her liason gig! (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AirOEoRDorLZMQ3wD4fKKgsjzKIX?qid=1006052660541)

Bettierage, how DO you get yourself into these things?

Answer 2

Yes, I am tired of belly-buttons and *** cracks. I like most cartoons, not just the '80's, so all channels will have cartoons all day, pick your era. Imposters shall be punished to the fullest extent that polka music and duct tape allows, and I think there should be some sort of mandatory testing for sense of humor before anyone is allowed a keyboard. The ones with the uteri shall have the final say on all issues. Hmmm, where would this fit into the bible? Heh-heh! =0)

edit: oh, mark I should win for the pure absurdity! =0)

edit: religious whack job liaison? well, I still have that position, but it seems musicgirl has joined the office. mark I, too! I don't know about ruler of the universe....

Answer 3

bettierage is NOT in charge, so this is a moot question! It's merely a semi-scientific experiment which is so sottish that it doesn't even deserve an answer!
God can very well take care of himself, and is old and wise enough probably to make decisions as to who is in charge! That's not up to us, humans, to decide.

(somebody is always bound to answer it like this, so i thought it better be me)

Now the serious answer:

However, IF Bettierage were in charge, i'm pretty sure all would work much better. I, for one, believe in Bettierage. And yes, i do take offense in the fact that you didn't capitalize Her name.

I do not believe in the whole Avatar-Bettierage, that's just a way that humans created Her. To me Bettierage is more a constant energy of Humor in this virtual world. She dedicated her childrens names to this section of the virtual world, how much more Love can we expect for Her?

Those who don't get her Holy Sarcasm, will never truly have Bettierage in their hearts, and that's sad. I respect them, but i do feel it's my task to enlighten them. So, of course i will go from virtual door to virtual door until every last soul on this earth is saved by her Holy Sarcasm.

I'm also agnostic, so i understand that we humans are too small to fully see the complete truth. We can't even begin to understand it. Her Agenda (again, why not capitalize it, it's such a small thing to do to show a little respect!) is way beyond our petty human imagination. It's a matter of faith, and my faith tells me that She knows best.

Of course, like every believer i sometimes have doubts. But i sometimes also see the Light presented to me in my daily life. I had the privilige to see a child born once. Not my own, but a family member. Seeing the woman give birth was a divine experience. The pain, the suffering and the strength shown to me, was full proof of the fact that the ones with uteri (BR 1:12)are in charge of this world. Women rule the world!! They give Life, and they are the biggest Energy that keeps this word running.
When after this vision was presented to me, i walked out of the hospital, i saw a woman parallel-parque her car, and my faith that women rule the world faded completely... But i believe that Bettierage allows me such doubts. It makes me a stronger person.
I don't believe in how other think of Her. The old God, before he retired, was a weird dude who only was busy with unimportant issues like 'not wearing clothes of mixed fabric'. Not for one minute will i ever believe that Bettierage will ever set rules about 'navel-baring fashion'. This is merely how we humans created Her.
I will always follow Her Agenda of Holy Sarcasm, even if most condemn me for it. I have faith that if i live by Her rules, she'll grant me a place in Hell forever. I can't wait...

Answer 4

The first thing that needs to be done is the irradication of all the new cartoons. I don't know what the hell is going on in these things. We need to take it back to the 80's, y'know He-Man, Transformers, Vultron, Fat Albert, Smurfs, hell even Thundercats (although Liono was a little too flamboyant for my tastes). That was quality entertainment!

Answer 5

Good, now she can make this a matriarchal society, as it always should have been. Those with uteri should rule the world! ;)

Answer 6

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Accept Jesus as her personal Savior.. :)

In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..

Answer 7

Who is bettierage? Is this from the Bible?

Answer 8

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