2006-07-08 11:21:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Sing this to the tune of the theme of the 1960s TV show "Branded":
Stranded!
Stranded on the toilet bowl!
What do you do when you're stranded,
and there's no paper left on the roll?
2006-07-08 11:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by violet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends. if you are at a public place, get out if the stall, grab some paper towels of toilet paper from another stall and go back into yours and wipe. (try to do it when no one else is in there or you will look suspicious...you never know who else will see you grab something to use to wipe your as* .....potential boss, .......father in law........girlfriend's brother.........friend of a friend that you don't know yet....etc....
if you are at a private bathroom, scour the place for toilet paper. look under the sink. or in any storage containers in the bathroom.
If none can be found, and if you are sure you will NEVER be there again, use a towel.
2006-07-08 18:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have three bathrooms. If the bathroom where I've chosen to take a dump is out, then I walk around the house with my pants around my ankles and investigate the other two baths. Chances are I'll find a roll in at least one of them.
2006-07-08 18:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by dizbuster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is more than one cubicle and someone is in another, call out and ask them to pass some under the door or partition. Or, if you hear footsteps, do the same. Most people will help. Best to check the roll BEFORE you sit. If it is a one holer, you may be in deep do-do. Best idea ALWAYS carry tissues in your pocket, or back pack.
2006-07-08 18:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by Merf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call someone in the house to get you some.
use a wash clothe if no one is around. it does a much better job than the toilet paper any ways.
2006-07-08 18:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell out for someone to give you toilet paper of course.
2006-07-08 18:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by joyell222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, what are you, the Rich kid or something 'special'?
Hope you never go hunting, or into combat! You'll sure be quiet about your minor problems!
What do you think mankind does in the rest of the world? What do you think your waiter, that new immigrant for the third world, does? Notice how he handles your plate, serving with his left hand!
2006-07-08 18:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be more prepared and always remember to have toilet paper on hand.
You know you're gonna use the bathroom everyday, don't ya??
2006-07-08 18:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by msjuliet2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope there is a box of tissues, a magazine or some other type of paper product handy. The other option is to scream loudly and hope someone is home and can come to your aid.
2006-07-08 18:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by dcbowls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do just what singlemommy said but also yell to see if anyone else is in the house and get them to get you some and put it by the door or in the door and then leave.
Ammo
2006-07-08 18:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by ammoconfidential 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋