My little girl is forever wanting me to tell her knock-knock jokes. The only problem is i have already told her all the ones I know. Any good, clean knock-knock jokes would be appreciated.
2006-07-08 10:48:50 · 18 answers · asked by Mama C. 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Butch and Jimmie.
Butch and Jimmie who?
Butch your arms around me and Jimmie a kiss!
2006-07-09 06:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by Merf 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car Go Beep Beep!!!!
2006-07-09 08:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock-Knock?
Who is there ?
(your name)
(your name )who?
(your name) who want to hear another knock-knock joke.
2006-07-09 06:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by MK 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a joke.
my 5 year old's favourite!
2006-07-08 21:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by PLDFK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Intterupting Cow.
Intterupting Cow w-
MOOOOOO!!!!!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodle
Knock, Knock
Who's there
(your name)
(your name) who?
(your name)! and- why don't you have a door-bell?
Those are the best ones I know.
2006-07-09 11:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by I dont go on this any more 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Iterupting cow
Interuptin-
MOO!
Knock-Knock
Whos there? Justin
Justin Who?
Justin Time! I was freezing to death!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-09 15:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only me.
2006-07-08 23:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
(your name)
(repeated name) who
sorry wrong door
2006-07-08 17:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whose there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didnt say banana
knock knock
whos there
i eat mop
i eat mop who
eww you eat your poo??
2006-07-08 17:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by eva 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get your hand wet with clean water and say....Knock knock..."who's there?" John... "John who?" Sprinkle them with water from your hand and say John the Baptist.
2006-07-08 17:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by BBQribs 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋