PLEASE, ONLY GOD MAY ANSWER THIS QUESTION: why do you advocate the removal of infant boys' foreskins?

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ONLY God may answer this question!!!

i am SERIOUS!!

mere mortals, who can answer all the other questions they like on here, may NOT answer this question!

if you are NOT God,

PLEASE

do NOT answer this question!!!!

as you can see in my y1a profile, i have had plenty of input on this issue from humans!!! you are free to check it out and answer my OTHER QUESTIONS, just NOT this one.

sorry,

i am only interested in what God himself types in response to this question!

i am NOT INTERESTED in the input of mere mortals who would suppose themselves to be worthy of speaking for God in answer to this question!

thank you for taking me so very seriously!

And for those who complain that i am not taking into account the very good advice that our very dear

Goddess

herself might have to say about this, fear not.

i absolutely am on your side on this, and invite you to check out my profile where i ask her.

With gratitude, respect, and love.

Answer 1

I AM GOD.

and i say,,,, the bible was written down INCORRECTLY..

from now on,,, NO MORE CIRCUMCISION. sex is fun and that skin is important. WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE IT TO YOU????????!!!!!! also circumcision is CHILD ABUSE. you completely missed my message if you think that i want you to TORTURE CHILDREN AND SCAR THEM PSYCHOLOGICALLY FOR LIFE.

so please fix that part of the bible. also, while i'm at it. gays are not only allowed to marry now, but i'm also putting them in charge of ALL ADOPTION AGENCIES ACROSS THE WORLD.

plus,,, you misheard me, moses, or something, because i only vouch for TWO of the commandments. THROW THE OTHER EIGHT AWAY!!!!

now,,,, who are all of you impostors who are answering in my name????????? thou shalt STOP TALKING AT ONE. for you DON NOT KNOW WHAT I THINK OR WANT. stop spewing your idiotic garbage ideas all over the world and calling them the WORD OF ME!!!




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hey, skifaster66,

out of the 5 reasons you listed, the first two would seem to be falsified (there are loads of studies that show no difference) and the next 3 are opinions and preferences. a man should have a right to choose whether he wants to put up with the smell and whether he wants oral sex.

not to mention, most of the girls i've talked to who AREN'T AMERICAN will tell you that all that is a load of crap. they actually PREFER uncut men because the foreskin has tons of features that help to pleasure women. american women (and foreigners who worship americans for shallow reasons) are the only ones who think a penis "looks handsomer" that way, and it's only because it's what they're used to.

seriously man,,, check out this site:

http://www.myspace.com/7240513

if you're a real man, then you'll probably start crying like a little girl. circumcision is NOT cool. you'll definitely wish you had a foreskin after you read what they can do. can't speak for myself, but it seems like the nifty little contraption is worth the maintenance.

Answer 2

God will not answer this question and you are a bit bananas to think he's going to get on a computer and talk to you. If you want the reason, read the Bible. It's not just a religious ritual, it was a hygenic position, also. Jesus commanded that it be done....you pick up a Bible and find out why. ♥ "God, type me a note?" Sheesh!

Answer 3

I am answering on god's behalf, since as CEO, he cannot take the time to get involved in these forums on a personal level. Most of these questions I can answer on my own, although I get about a half-hour with him every millenia or so to get clarification on things I need help with... such as this question.

Foreskins are ressurected in the flesh on the 6th level of heaven, where they are cured in the ordinary way of leather, just like on earth, and processed into products for the personal use of god, and for him to give as gifts. Foreskin leather is the most soft and supple and luxurious leather in the known universe, and in the parrallel dimension which are under Jehovah's stewardship.

For his own use, God limits himself to foreskin boots and thong underwear.

His very favorite thing to give as a gift is rather neat. It's basically a men's wallet, such as you use down on earth, and you can carry it around in your back pocket. However, if you think of a pretty woman, and rub it briskly, it turns into a three-suiter.

Answer 4

see, most religios rituals and so on have some sort of historical precedents and in this case the historical precedednt is that a long time ago when judaism came around that was a higenic matter that protected from STD's, or at least was the best thing around at the time, then it eventually became a religious ritual, one that is now almost useless because of better higenic and medical care

Answer 5

Being that I am an atheist, I am my OWN GOD and no other god exists. So, I am going to answer your question as I am god.
Reasons to get circumsized;
1. Rate of transmitting AIDS is higher in un-circumsized males (proven though study posted in American Medicine Journal)
2. Rate of Transmitting STD's higher in un-circumsized males (same study as mentioned above)
3. Women prefer men who are circumsized over the un-circumsized males (see yahoo answers for poll results).
4. Un-circumsized males have a foul odor or bad smell due to the skin overlapping and the occurance of parasites/bacteria growing in this area. Women therefore do not like to give oral sex to un-circumsized males.
5. Harder to clean un-circumsized men.
Don't ruin your little boy's life, get him circumsized.

Answer 6

Everyone has a foreskin. Have you never heard of the female kind? Its cut off in Afganistan by loving husbands. The practice was dictated as a sign of obedience, thus is a part of the punishment laws.

Answer 7

Dear Red North, this is the Goddess's secretary . The Goddess said to cool it and stop bothering because they are very busy here watching the World soccer game.

Answer 8

that means i can answer this question for 3 reasons:
1. my sophmore year of highschool i proved to several other students and 3 teachers beyond a reasonable doubt that i was god
2. according to the bible(the ultimate fairy tale) god is in all of us
3. youre an idiot this should be in health and beauty
so here is your answer...
foreskins are unhygenic and can cause ghangreen in a males penus

Answer 9

could i answer it if i was god?

some ppoL say its a medical concern. and truthfully i don't even know what a foreskin is cause i don't have one. don't take that as a sign i am not god because your very bible says god comes to earth and is not recognized. thus god is born of this system.

Answer 10

Circumsision made a lot of sense TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO! But now, what with running water and all... It's just CRUEL