2006-07-08 08:39:57 · 11 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd consider converting and becoming lesbian.
Best wishes.
2006-07-08 08:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by K M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad idea. What with the increase in promiscuity over the past half-century, and with all the suicide bombers and such becoming martyrs, they have run out of virgins in heaven. God can't be trusted. He has let the potential martyrs think that they're going to get 72 human virgins, when in fact, they are issued a flock of 72 goats with which to get their pleasure and satisfy their needs. What a dirty trick.
2006-07-08 15:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope and I know that 72 Virgins are not waiting for me when I get to Heaven but the Suicide Bombers will be screamed at by 72 Whores or more when they go down to Hell.
2006-07-08 15:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by MrCool1978 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Noble Quran
[56] In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;
[57] Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
[58] Like unto rubies and coral.
[59] Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
[60] Is there any Reward for Good other than Good?
2006-07-08 15:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by Biomimetik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, variety is the spice of life, i'll take three jessica albas, five jessica simpsons, two Jewels, a britney spears, four lindsay lohans, a christina aguilara, five jena jamesons without the STD's, and the rest can be keira knightley
2006-07-08 15:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jessica alba ain't that hot. On the other hand, Ann Coulter is. Hmm....something to consider.
2006-07-08 15:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Shaunmeister 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One question for you... do girls that commit suicide for the sake of Islam, do they get virgins too? something I've always been curios about... but no, i wouldn't convert, i mean, i'm a girl, wouldn't convert even if they all looked like Orlanda Bloom.
2006-07-08 15:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by reicharua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you get this thing about the 72 virgins ?
2006-07-08 15:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I love Catholicism and just because someone from another religion is hot doesn't mean I'll convert.
2006-07-08 15:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not muslim because of Jessica Alba or others. but i am muslim because i believe in the only one universal God. He is not three, He is not Jesus-son-of-Mary, He is not idols or images.
thanks.
2006-07-08 16:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋