How can I tell a compleat stranger on the street that she has nice boobs without offending her?

Question

I saw that Chappelle Show skit...how about something diffrent?

Answer 1

This won't be a popular answer with the women, but oh well... There are very few women who wouldn't be flattered to have a man, a complete stranger on the street, tell her that she has nice boobs. However, getting most women to admit that is as likely as winning the lottery. My suggestion however would be to not invade her personal space, state your opinion, and walk away... do NOT in any way make her feel as if you are leering, stalking, etc. At least your honest...

Answer 2

You can't that is called sexuall harrassment.
However it really depends on the woman, some woman might take it as a complement, but others might have their boyfriends kick your ***.
Tell her she has a nice smile first, and work up to nice boobs after you get to know her a little better.

Answer 3

Find another positive attribute to compliment her on. That is very superficial and would be rude and sexually suggestive for anyone to concentrate on "boobs". Try saying "Hi, my name is ____. Then say in a matter of fact way: "You surely look like someone I would like to know AS A FRIEND."
If she does not like you or is surprised, she would probably, at least say hello and keep moving but she would probably REMEMBER your name. If she liked you too, this could, very likely, begin a more involved conversation.

Answer 4

it quite is undesirable that she blames you for her nutrition poisoning! How does she comprehend it changed into YOUR potatoe salad that changed into the criminal? Did absolutely everyone else get sick from it? i'd be extra susceptible to furnish her a wide piece of my ideas than a jar of pickles! yet, if it changed into pickles that she requested, then it should be pickles that you're taking. even although she changed into impolite to specify shop offered ones! (are you able to take alongside a miniature stocking with a lump of coal in it for her? She is of route an really naughty woman and should be shown so!)

Answer 5

Very carefully...how about, "Hi, Guy!...you certainly wear your hair differently...what are you, Gay or something?" Perhaps that would be a nicer way to get your point across. OF, make up a bunch of business cards that have, "Dr. _______, Plastic Surgeon speciallizing in Breast Enhancement" then hand them to those who, in your humble opinion, need a pair that are outstanding...or standing out, whatever. Go for it! Your medical insurance is paid up, right?

Answer 6

Honestly.. i am a female myself and if a guy was to tell me that my boobs are big without offending me, I still be a bit upset and awkward because I would be wondering, "Why are you looking at my boobs?"

Answer 7

say it with a big friendly (not creepy) smile that makes it very clear you are not a threat. women love compliments of any kind, as long as it is delivered in a way that allows her to respond to it comfortably. i have used this line and it has worked. many women go to a lot of trouble to show off their boobs. it behooves you to enjoy it and let them know when you appreciate what they are showing off for us men.

Answer 8

If you have to use Yahoo Answers to ask this question, you have a lot more issues that your inability to flater a girl without mentioning her boobs!

Answer 9

Let me make this perfectly clear to you....

YOU have NO right EVER to say ANYTHING like that to ANY woman on the street EVER. Clear? If a guy said that to me, I would turn around and belt him.

Answer 10

She already knows she has nice boobs. Don't say anything but Hi