I have a problem. My roomate has a dog that I really hate. It sh*t's all over the house. Everytime I clean it up I know what it is to hate. I mean really hate. The all-consuming hate that makes you want to breathe fire and exhale murder.The beast must die. Anyway, I digress. My roomate paid a lot of money for this dog, and he would be very upset if he found out I killed it. I need a poision to kill the dog, but one that will make it's death seem natural. Any help would be most appreciated.
2006-07-08 07:53:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
To everyone telling me it's my roomate's fault...I know it is. Here's the thing though, I can't kill him.
2006-07-08 11:10:46 · update #1
Also...Like I would really give you knuckleheads my name or address. Keep dreamin'.
2006-07-08 11:19:10 · update #2
Gather the poop and put it on something of theirs, their bed would work nicely, or chair, or their side of the kitchen. When they complain, say, "I didn't think you minded since it is your dog and it craps all over the house anyway, I just thought you liked poop and wanted you to enjoy the wonderful experience."
They will get the hint quickly, or put the dog outside when you are home alone with it. No law says you have to look after it.
If you kill the dog, chances are they will just get another one and with your luck, that one would be worse.
Hope this helps.
BTW, antifreeze is sweet and dogs will lap it right up, it is a grusome death, but a little is fatal.
2006-07-08 08:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
MOVE OUT YOU DUMB AZZ! Leave the dog alone. Tell your roomate you are MOVING and highly suggest he take the dog to the Vet and To a Trainer to get advice. If you hate so deeply u scare me because no one is safe, not even u. That kind of anger will make u sick. You have it in your power to GET OUT. If someone hurt my dog, and I would certainly suspect my roommate right off he would not be safe, believe me. Please Never Never have kids, I am sure they would not be safe around you when they made a mistake.
2006-07-08 08:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by rubystandingdeer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm-m, why isn't your roomate cleaning up after his own dog, for starters. Take it out on him, not the dog. Why did he pay so much for a dog only to neglect it? I kinda like the answer above, until you mentioned antifreeze. Why give somebody like that suggestions? If he does do it, it makes you equally as guilty of the offense.
2006-07-08 08:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is your name, your address? Why? so i can report you to the animal control officers that will put you away for murdering an innocent animal. What is your friends name so i cam tell them also you are plotting to kill their dog. You will be a murderer if you go through with this. Only sick and dimented human beings would even consider doing this. I hope your room ates see you for the person you are and do to you what you deserve.
2006-07-08 10:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by badgirl41 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you need to grow up, youre even considering killing a dog? do you have mental issues? Do like the one guy said talk to your roommate, like a adult would do. Tell him its bothering you how his dog has so many accidents all the time, and put it in his room with the door shut, hell get sick of it pooping all over his floor eventually and maybe consider training it. and another thing, how old is this dog? if its under a year old no matter what kind of dog it is its going to have accidents, their still babies then! theres definately other ways of dealing with this issue though buddy, get your mind right!
2006-07-08 15:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Audra 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look. Forget your anger for a second and don't kill the dog. Tell your roommate how you feel and how you want to kill his dog. You may need to move out or he may need to move out. This doesn't have to do with the dog it has to do with your roommate. Tell him that every time his dog sh!ts that he needs to clean it up pronto! There are ways to solve your problem without killing the dog.
2006-07-08 08:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by songbird 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if the lease is in your name, tell your roomate that either the dog leaves or they both do unless he can take better care of the dog. If that doesn't work then you can always find another place to live.
2006-07-09 05:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy Pit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont kill it!!!u know u can train it to not use the bathroom in the house u dont have to go to drastic measures u know dogs want to live too how would u like it if ur roomate wanted to kill u just cus u eat to much killing a dog just cus u hate it and cus it poops to much doesnt mean u have to kill it u shouldn't kill anything imagine ur poor roomate how hes/shes going to feel wen he/she sees that his/her dog is dead!! also u could just talk to ur roomate about the problem!!DONT KILL IT!!!!
2006-07-08 11:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, give me your address, and your # and your roomates name, so I can call the ASPCA, tell them a no good, dog hating wanting to kill it *** hole lives there,
how is that?
2006-07-08 08:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Wish I still had all my dogs!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't kill the animal.Tell your room mate to be more responcible for the dog or it will have to go(he should be the one cleaning up after it) if it was his house first, stop cleaning up after the animal and maybe call animal control to see if the animal is being taken care of right.
2006-07-08 08:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋