3 blonds got lost on a deserted island. They found a geniue and they could each wish for 1 wish. The first blond said she wishes she was smarter so she swam across the river only to be eaten by alligators the second said she wish she was smarter than her original self and built a boat and still got eaten by the alligators the last blond said she wish she was a hundred times smarter and walked across the bridge! XP
2006-07-08 07:08:16 · 14 answers · asked by kittykat 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was alright, it made me smile...
2006-07-08 07:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG these are really funny I have one:
A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies.
They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make them all ugly again".
2006-07-08 07:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by ANONYMOUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute, I heard one that is similar to that:
There were 3 men in a boat fishing, when one of them catches a mermaid. She says she will grant them each a wish, if they promise to let her go afterwards, so the 3 men agree. The first one wishes he were twice as smart and poof! he starts talking math and physics. The second wishes he were three times as smart as he is now, and poof! he starts reciting Shakespeare's "Hamlet", the last one looks at both of them and wishes to be four times as smart. The mermaid looks at him and says "Are you sure? I don't think you will like the outcome." He says "I'm sure." so poof! he turns into a woman.
I like that one.
2006-07-08 07:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks was koool , Check this out :
A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-08 08:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE F****?????????????????????
it is falling's answer was 100 times funnier than urs
duuuude get ur self something else instead of the jokes
go 2 a tv introducter for freakin things out instead of solving it so then they can throw tomatoes and shoes at u
hehe
2006-07-08 07:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by tiger_eyes_lover 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i got one too...there was a rope hanging from one cliff to another and below it was a endless pit...somehow 20 blondes and one brunette ended up hanging from the rope...since there was so many the rope was slowy losing strength...so the brunette says someone has to drop or all of us will die...and since im the only brunette i guess ill drop....but when yall get rescued please tell my family that i love them and tell my mom im sorry...she went on and on and when she was done..all the blondes were so touched by what they said they started claping....guess who dropped?
2006-07-08 07:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by deziiarnez1114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke was ok but i really laughed at the joke by kfhlcuj;k the one with the ugly people...hee hee
2006-07-08 07:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before but slighty different
2006-07-08 08:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by I LoVe NiCk c!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um..that's not a question....but it's still funny.
2006-07-08 07:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by saintfighteraqua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-07-15 06:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋