Last night I got caught having sex with my neighbors wife and when her husband walked in I ran and he shot me in the a$$. By the way I am 97 years olds so am I more wrong for having sex with his 24 year old wife who was a willing partner or is he more wrong for not respecting his elders ???? By the way I am healing well.
Ps: Do you think he will ever ask me to drive his wife to the store again ?? I hope so because I enjoy talking with her. (I guess I enjoy other things with her too)
2006-07-08 07:07:29 · 8 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
97 and still going at it? Is libido genetic? got any grandsons of age? Before you knock off you may want to participate in some kind of University study. Maybe they will provide the willing partners and you won't have to get shot at. They may even hook you up to a heart monitor!
You know, people sign up to be paid volunteers to donate plasma, I bet there are plenty of people who will sign up to get paid to have sex even if you are 97! As long as the wrinkles smooth out when it hard, age shouldn't matter!
...and yes, it is disrespectful well as stupid too shoot anyone in the a$$: why waste a bullet on someone who is running away anyway?
2006-07-09 05:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by coffeegirl 3 · 15⤊ 4⤋
Had a great great grand father that did that at 96 and he died at 98. He ended up with a kid and you were wrong all the way around because his was not married.
2006-07-08 14:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by lonehermit2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very funny and yes you were in the wrong and he wasnt. And no he will not ask you to drive his wife anywhere.
2006-07-08 14:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by baby_luv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a SICK bastard and that is morrally and really WRONG i feel sorry for the husband just imagen -- your spouce cheats on you or imagine -- your spouce cheats on you with a 97 year old!!!
sicko!
2006-07-08 14:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya,right.Any chance that you have a bridge for sale, like say the "brookland".
2006-07-08 14:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by racquel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, everything is fine. This is normal, and soon enough you'll be dead anyway.
2006-07-08 14:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. O'Clock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right! Try a better one!
2006-07-08 14:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by delfin716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL Your so full of CRAP your eyes must truely be Brown. Thanks for the laugh
2006-07-08 14:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋