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My Printer has been misprinting words, what phrases has it printed out?

O bord is she land in eorth too is she lush.
She barly bind watches she warm.
I tolling stonk rathers to mops.
Thy grans in alwags greeter in thy otter wide.

2006-07-08 06:51:15 · 8 answers · asked by big_dave_x 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
The early bird catches the worm.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
The grass is always greener on the other side.

2006-07-08 06:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Believe 2 · 5 1

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
The early bird catches the worm
A rolling stone gathers no moss
The grass is always greener on the other side

2006-07-08 13:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by hunter22gb 1 · 0 0

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
The early bird catches the worm.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
The grass is always greener on the other side.

2006-07-08 14:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by ANONYMOUS 2 · 0 0

If a rolling stone gathers no moss
does a rolling sausage gather no gravy?

Or you can lead a horse to water but...
a pencil has to be lead!

2006-07-08 14:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Savant 4 · 0 0

The grass is always greener on the other side

2006-07-08 13:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Believe got it first he's the best! I just looked confused?

2006-07-08 15:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by 'Rickaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 · 0 0

I agree with Believe. He's smart

2006-07-08 15:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by christy 3 · 0 0

CONFUCIAS ONCE SAY MAN WHO STICK PEN!S IN PEANUT JAR IS FUCCEN NUTS

2006-07-08 14:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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