How do you train a cat to sit, stay, ect.?

Answer 1

You can! Just use treats (preferably tuna fish or gummy bears). Sometimes you have to tickle the cat's right front paw, pick it up & touch it against the ceiling (preferably a low ceiling). You will have your kitty eating out of the palm of your ear. Beware: if your cat starts to eat out of the palm of your hand, you have a major problem. To fix it, smear butter on the cat's tail and strap a party hat to it. Then sing the following song: Oh, I wish I were a mango, a mango is what I want to be... For if I were a mango, I would be happy and free. That's all. Your cat will now whisper sweet nothings and chase it's tail! It will be at your beck and call. Good luck, MRV.

Note: S V claims no responsibility for odd feline behavior or results.

P.S. It worked perfectly on BINGO!!!

Answer 2

Cats do not respond to obediance like dogs... Cats pretty much do whatever they want, perhaps want you want is a dog, if you want your pet to sit, stay, etc.... Otherwise, cats have a personality that can be comforting and a cats catch mice much better than dogs... and they don't eat as much either...

Answer 3

LOL You don't train a cat. The cat trains YOU.

Answer 4

You don't cats train you LOL

Answer 5

You do not train cats you train dogs...

Answer 6

patients my cat will jump up on me and lay around my neck when i snap my fingers, it's a routine do the same things every day it will learn.

Answer 7

foooooood, they main respond for survival
and game

all the cat i know has same attitude,
You just need to observe, and maintain their habbit for special purpose

Answer 8

I think it's impossible unless your a hollywood animal trainer O.o.

Answer 9

Didn't think you could...