A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
2006-07-08 05:58:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's mean.
2006-07-08 06:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by I think... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that would never happen because
a) only chuck norris could kill a raging pitbull with his bare hands. unless said Saudi was walking around with a Desert Eagle and could pump some shots into the thing this isn't very likely.
b) the paper would read 'Girl attacked by pitbull saved by tourist' because otherwise they would be sued for defamation/libel
2006-07-08 13:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cry me a river fool, at least here we can have dogs and our children can play in the parks. Also, u can take comfort in the fact that your countrymen are raping the rest of the world with their oil prices,and i think u would be safe as a saudi G.W. seems to love them.
2006-07-08 13:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by bucks_and_ducks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an example of some current humor about the way Americans have been reacting to Middle-Easterners in the past few years.
I think it is funny, in a sort of sad way.
2006-07-08 13:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a real story!
that happened in Saudi Arabia too,
an amerikan killed a Saudi who attact a pit bull!
and the the papers wrote:evil american killed innocent saudi man!
2006-07-08 13:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only problem with this story (above) is that most of the American Media is anti-American :)
Cordially,
John
2006-07-08 13:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the horrible truth. I'ts sad but that's the way things go now a days.
2006-07-08 13:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by Inçi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are not an American, and definately not a peacemaker. Why is this in this category instead of media?
2006-07-08 13:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by Grandma Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accurate.
2006-07-08 13:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's truly the state of our media I think that's really sad, but personally I don't that's what would happen in that situation.
2006-07-08 13:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Serena84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'll be what a sorry newspaper-where was the reporter!
2006-07-08 13:03:56 · answer #11 · answered by wancarol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋