It's awesome how guillable you American girls are, you come over to Europe and you fall for us so easily! Don't blame you though, American men are fat and ugly, a bit like Turks.
2006-07-08 05:24:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Then you must be easy as well, although to be honest, if you were really getting some, you wouldn't be ranting and raving on here like a backwoods Hun!
2006-07-15 02:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELLO.... AMERICAN AND PROUDE OF IT....ME AND MY HUSBEN ARE AMERICANS... You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually
a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of
a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know what an American is so they would know when they found one. (Good one,
mate!!!!)
" An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African,
Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or
Pakistani or Afghan.
An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer
only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for
the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence
, which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of
happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.
When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans
came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of
everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best
services. But they also welcome the least.
The national symbol of America , The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your
tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America .
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World
Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and
first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General
Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the
world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans
are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of
the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere,
is an American.
2006-07-08 13:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by m_lady_andria_mc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so right, American men are so fat and ugly and that is why when we go to Europe all the European women fall for us so easily. You can have those american women who you get so easy to relieve them of their misery of the fat and ugly American men lol
2006-07-08 12:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by dmxdragon2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fine, considering that most any American can afford to take any girl from Europe as a mail-order bride. I'm saving up for a Ukrainian gymnast!
2006-07-08 12:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by angryrabbi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please. Anyone who slept with you obviously drank a bit too much. And any girl who sleeps with some stranger on vacation is using you as a warm body just as much as you are using her. I just hope you didn't let her down where it counts, ya know what I mean? Because you know that they grow them bigger in the US.
Last time I checked Brad Pitt was still not fat and ugly.
2006-07-08 12:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by slipstreamer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are Europe men so woman like?
I cant for the life of me understand why a woman would have sex with you no matter where she is from I bet they was all very very drunk.
2006-07-08 12:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Lilly K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when ever anyone goes on vaca they want a little something to remember it so we are not easy you all are the easy ones we are looking for fun and we found the easy way go on vaca and get laid by some easy local and I will take an american any day over the euro bo smell thanks
2006-07-08 12:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not always like that,,and what do u mean by turks? theyr not fat and ugly,,i had a trip to turky,theyr really nice(but not all)
2006-07-08 12:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by sara s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u realise by saying that we get mad and r not "easy" anymore?
hint amercan girls usually have a strong backhand slap
2006-07-08 12:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by just me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a very inflated image of yourself don't you. i've been to europe and there are very hot guys, i have to admit, but that doesn't mean your gonna get into my pants, i have morals.
2006-07-11 16:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by Alexis Samira 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋