2006-07-08 05:20:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f_u_c_k_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."
2006-07-08 21:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boss of a company needs to send some one on a buisness trip he's got a strait guy and a homo in his imployment, who's he going to send?
A: the homo of course, his sh its already packed.
2006-07-08 06:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by thegreatone3381 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a perverted one...
Question: When can a ninety pound girl lift a three hundred pound man?
Answer: When she's on her back.
2006-07-08 05:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
President George W. Bush is the best president ever!!!!!
2006-07-08 06:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is a joke.
2006-07-08 05:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Pauly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde joke
2 blondes are walking along the street when one says "Aw look, a dead birdie!" The other one snaps her head up and says "Where?"
2006-07-08 06:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dolfi D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judge: Are you defedant?
Defedant: No, I am the guy who stole the chiken.
2006-07-08 05:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Dr MK Khaishagi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you say constipated in German:
Farfrompoopin
2006-07-08 05:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by luisaviles01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k..dis is a poem:
"birdi birdie in da sky,
dropped it's **** in my i,
i don wrry,i don cry,
i'm happy cows don fly!!!"....
2006-07-08 05:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by fUnKyGaL_09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmm,
no
2006-07-08 05:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Vishal Ranga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋