2006-07-08 04:49:41 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. Anonymous 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL! Some of the answers!
JESUS would probably just laugh at your question and ask you to hang out with him for a while.
Some of his so-called followers, on the other hand, would say you are going to hell for having a sense of humor. Jesus had some special things to say about people like that - they better hope this system of judgment they believe in does not exist because if it does, they will be the ones roasting and toasting!
2006-07-09 06:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by R 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Unfortunately this question in and of itself is hateful and derrogatory to a religion and should be removed immediately. Twisting up someone else's faith up into a spitball of indecency is what makes Yahoo the place NOT to be. Would we also make fun of Mohammed or Martin Luther King or Buddah? Would we allow questions asking if these men if these men did anything like this? Should we ask questions about the personal lives of Yahoo execs? Would these questions stay posted? C'mon all...is this free speech or free hate?
2006-07-08 12:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you know that when you are judged every word you speak and even your thoughts will condem you? They will be a witness against you before God. You will have to face Him with cheap and crude words spoken by you about Him ringing in your ears?
2006-07-08 11:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by Grandma Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say given the number of choices, he would probably go for Angelina Jolie.
2006-07-08 12:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by tb11259 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, It's What Did Jesus Do?
Thats the real question, can you answer it???????????
2006-07-08 11:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would do the works of the Father in heaven
2006-07-08 11:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angelina Jolie for sure. Hell, I'd do her and I'm a straight woman.
2006-07-08 12:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by loser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he need to pay the rent?
2006-07-08 11:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by sting_harkonnen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's as gay as he looks then Julian Clary.
2006-07-08 11:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by You really_believe_that_shit? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the devil's wife
2006-07-08 11:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by Mischelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋