One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"
2006-07-08 04:14:31 · 16 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
2006-07-08 04:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-15 09:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by LaLo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as my mom says "lawyers are the biggest liers, whats worst they lie under othe" (i know i can't spell)
i know it has nothing to do with this joke , but i just thought i should share that with the rest of the world.
2006-07-08 11:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he didnt eat the people. Geez you are such a lawyer hater.
2006-07-08 11:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so old, that the lawyer you talking about has already been dead.
2006-07-08 11:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by beautiful_facts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that was really funny, although i predicted what would happen,but still very funny,a new joke
2006-07-08 12:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello. - Lol..Cute.
Have a nice weekend. :)
2006-07-08 11:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi,
Ho man u just ridiculous,that was an exellent one.
2006-07-08 11:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Nirmal Jayagopalan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-08 11:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by Akeja 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bol ! funny! thx
2006-07-08 12:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋