My master is an immorral atheist, he doesn't tell anyone they are going to hell if they don't believe in Jesus, he thinks the world is round, no, no!
2006-07-08 04:10:15 · 16 answers · asked by pope 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you need mental help
2006-07-08 04:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Round?! All good atheists know its a flat earth !. And If I hear anything different Why I"ll hold my ears and shout so I can't hear you. lol seriously your in a good position Just repent, receive Jesus as your Savior and The atheist guy will be reborn as a new creature! whoo hoo One more atheist down just a few more to go
2006-07-08 11:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this:
1. Embrace the all-powerful knowledge and wisdom of Science.
Oh God, NO! Not that creation of the Devil!
2. Realize that religion is man-made.
HERESY!!!
3. Learn the history of your religion.
No! Not the Truth!! You blasphemous liar!!
4. Have a happy rest of the day.
2006-07-08 11:19:21 · answer #3 · answered by McGeezy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let our Lord grow in your soul. You can make a difference with what you say and do. To be christian is not to be trapped, It should flow freely. you are being lied to think you are trapped.
Our Lord is our Master.
2006-07-08 11:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Brandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is rather funny because Christ is trapped in all of us until we release Him. This question brings to light an enormous amount fo truth in non-believers.
2006-07-08 11:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by uspatrioteer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intelligence can be a scary thing....head strait to your local church and tell the preacher you have a big disposable income, he will tell you what to do from there.
2006-07-08 11:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor baby. You will have to have faith change operation. It is very painful.
2006-07-08 11:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just thought I'd let you know, your completely insane.
2006-07-08 11:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by thebrownsrock57 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw holy water on him! and crucifixes! and yell "god bless you! and pray for him! that'll fix his wagon!
2006-07-08 11:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by mcgowan_barry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray hard!
2006-07-08 11:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by Preacher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋