who here was or is a flight attendant?

Question

1. should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children
2. to operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull. it works like every otrher seatbelt, and if you dont know how to operate 1, you probably shouldnt be out in public supervised
3. in the event of a sudden losss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face
4. if you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assinsting with theirs. if you are traveling with 2 small children, decide now which 1 you love more
5. your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergencywater landing, please takethem with our compliments
6. ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seas with your seatbelts fastened while the captain taxis whats left of our plane to the gate

Answer 1

WOW ur good

Answer 2

Thats funny.

Answer 3

ohhhhh its so long i got bored reading but ti was good