Can anyone recommend a good Tazer or other non-lethal weapon to help clear a space at the bar. It needs to work on women as well as men as we attract a lot of Hen Parties in there.
2006-07-08 03:43:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ United Kingdom ➔ London
Borrow or steal a wheelchair. Or crutches. Sympathy vote with the girlies - you'll be a babe magnet!!
Hee hee. Make sure no-one is in the wheelchair at the time though. That would be unkind.
2006-07-08 03:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Stand at the back of the bar looking really cool and calmly say, "I'll have a Babycham". All the impressionable locals will look at you in utter disbelief before deciding "hey, it must be cool if this guy drinks it". Soon everyone in the bar will be drinking Babycham.
Errm, that doesn't help though, does it?
Shitt, I'll never get the hang of this....
2006-07-08 10:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swear incredibly loudly, farting always works, stare and comment on womens breast erm what else do customers at work do spill other peoples beer, wear a matching tracksuit with huge boots and tuck the tracksuit trousers into your white socks. Basically be a t**t. Hope this helps.
2006-07-08 11:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got issues if you want to take a Taser just because the bar is crowded... you probably shouldn't own a tazer....
2006-07-08 10:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Crystal C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wouldn't be Temple Bar in Dublin would it?? If so I recommend a very lethal tazar.
2006-07-08 10:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by simon p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick your elbows out & tap people on the other shoulder so as they turn round you walk in front of them :o)
Alos bend down a bit to walk under peoples arms & they won't even notice
2006-07-08 10:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Raych C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,
I suggest that If you want to go to the pub, and you want a nice spot to sit down on, just get there early. When your ready to leave, leave.
2006-07-08 11:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by pink_slip_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just don't take a shower before you go and run around the block a few times, that should get people out of your way
2006-07-08 10:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by kiddo shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would simply break wind, again and again and again - that will clear the bar area!
2006-07-08 10:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try and find a No Smoking one. They're normally empty.
2006-07-08 10:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋