A man meets a genie the genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother in law gets double . The man thinks for a moment then says ok give me a million dollars and beat me half to death
2006-07-08 03:42:02 · 17 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its funny 1 to 10 i give it a 6
2006-07-08 03:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-15 09:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by LaLo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8 one!!! actually the original version of this joke is a longer one....will post it if i can find it...
however 1 joke for u too!
THE VOICE
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2006-07-08 11:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rate it as an *8* on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, 1 being the worst.
: ) Thanks for the smile!!! LOL!!!
2006-07-08 10:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by Merry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give it a 4. It is kinda old. I have heard it many times before.
2006-07-08 11:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by JennyWho? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke 3/5
2006-07-08 12:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not bad.
at last one good joke .out of all i read i would rate it 10 on10
2006-07-08 10:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by cool gal tanvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAZ FUNNY ILL RATE IT AN 8 GOOD JOB
2006-07-08 12:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by fcukDIEG0. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA..
the man is so smart...
but he doesnt even know who themoney is goin to be given o..
anyway its still funny
2006-07-08 10:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by kiela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but it must have been an adult one
2006-07-08 10:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by Sourabh Sharma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋