Atheists.....my hairy brothers accepted Christ...are they...?

Question

For the longest time I have wondered the real truth about my family. My brothers are very very hairy and I wondered if they are primordials. For me, I am very smooth and have very little body hair so I thought , " was I kidnapped and put into this missing link family " ?. BUT, my brothers have accepted Jesus as their personal Savior. Can you tell me....does that propel them past the primal stage and evolve them into being Sons of the living God ? They dont act like big apes anymore and they are quite angelic. Plz advise me. TY...ur favorite Christian, Annie

Answer 1

No. You will have to take it upon yourself to wax that nasty neanderthal hair right off, only then will they become sons of god.
Remember, animals have hairy bodies, so obviously, they cannot have souls until you wax....

(have you been drinking too much real coffee again, Annie? Tut, tut, you KNOW how it affects you so!)

;)

Answer 2

your asking atheists their opinion on this? lady I seriously have no clue as to how you can come up with the conclusion that primordial hairy men who have accepted jesus and god into their life break the barriers of evolution. or for that matter how an atheist would say see that you are right on this for the simple fact that we don't believe that a god or a heaven or a hell exists and so I am not quite sure what you are asking or inquiring for that matter. I find believing in god and heaven and hell to be foolish at best, I know and admit freely that Jesus Christ was a real man, and that a lot of the events said to have happened in his life did indeed happen, but no atheist is going to see it the way a person of faith/hope/desperation does, anyways I am glad for you though that your brothers have grown up a little bit

Answer 3

Hair has nothing to do with being primordial in nature. But behavior does. Your brothers have set a good example for you. Why not consider the value of what they have done? And yes, accepting Jesus as savior does make you a child of god.

Answer 4

Is primordial your favorite word? Do you live for times that you can use that word in a sentence?

I have noticed that you use that word alot in your strange questions.

Visit this link http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=primordial - You might consider dropping your overused word.

Answer 5

DOnt be shocked if your father or grandfather has it to... that's genetically programmed on your brother to have furry backs. if your brother does not opt to wax his back, circulate away or not this is. yet possibly he will substitute his concepts interior the destiny because of the fact i think that furry backs might reason itchiness and can often times be demanding.

Answer 6

lol u said up there u are an atheist how ever now u say u are a chrisitan first of all i would jsut have to say to keep your nose out of other peoples religious beleifs. does not mean tey are allowed to shove theirs down your throat. god gives us free will to beleive in what ever we want to believe. weather you are a christian jew hindu muslim what ever even an athiest that is our right as humans. so if they are not judging you i would say do not judge them

Answer 7

Okay, just checking...

You weren't sure whether or not your brothers were evolutionally-challenged Neaderthals.

Then they accepted Jesus as their personal Saviour.

And now you have no doubt.

...Makes sense to me!

:P

Take care...

Answer 8

Think of the time you took to think about and write this, it will never be back, was it a waste of time or just an easy way to pump up your ego to make us think your clever?

Answer 9

No,they just have the genetics to be a hairy human...tom science

Answer 10

2 Kings 1:10

Your brothers will be consumed by fire because they are too hairy.