the surf matt is one of those types always hanging at the beach..he stole the love of my life...plz help me as i am seriously confused
2006-07-08 02:43:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You should have known from the start that blow-ups are full of hot air and are never satisfied! I mean, how can you compete with a surf matt for Gods sake! I say, get yourself a nice pair of floaties...they are alot smaller and easier to control. And if one leaves, you still have the other. Like a two-for-one-special. This time of year, they're on sale too! OH...and they are a nice accessory also. God bless your's little pointed head.
2006-07-08 02:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next time purchase the faithful blow up doll - it costs a bit more, but it is guaranteed to follow you around like a Stepford Wife.
2006-07-08 09:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would have never left you if you had a hot avatar! Trust me on this. If you get an awesome avatar she will com running home!!!
2006-07-08 09:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Cricket 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blow up dolls are cheap and easy to acquire. you should get a new and improved model, and you will forget your ratty old one soon enough
2006-07-08 09:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously you have issues
2006-07-08 09:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by chillilyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sticky situation....
maybe try a blow a sheep, i bought one for my friends 18th bday and he seemed to get much company out of it....don't worry you'll find 1 that's right for you, she's or he...is out there somewhere....
take it easy....
2006-07-08 09:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by miss jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... you are under medicated ... increase the dosage by at least double ... that should be a good start ... silly goose ...
2006-07-08 09:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Santa's Helper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a new one
2006-07-08 09:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by nolyad69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what da ****?? lol you blowupdoll left you?? jee and i thought i had problems
2006-07-08 09:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by bill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww so romantic
2006-07-08 09:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by englishbabe93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋