Jack & John were big buddies at school, and met again after an abscence of twenty years.
" So what's new ?" asked Jack. "I swotted languages" says John.."got my honours too. Met my wife at varsity, she writes poems & quotes, and has a bachelors degree in literature.
We are closely linked to culture you know...
My son is a concert pianist in America for the Philharmonic orchestra, and my daughter is head ballerina in Londons ballet circles..
you really must bring the family over one night and we celebrate a real cultural evening together...
what have you done with your life Jack ?"..
and Jack said .." i have always been a fighter from schooldays, you know..became a boxer, met my wife there.Her father is a boxing promoter, women were not allowed to box those days..you know..., so she has a black belt in karate .
My son has national colours for wresling, and my daughter represents our country in Judo...
you must really bring the family along one evening so we can stuff you's up..
2006-07-08 02:31:02 · 15 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha! That is a good joke. It did not affect me feeling better or worse.
2006-07-08 03:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by A 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋
well I'm glade you leave here by feeling better and I think I'm the only reason for you feeling better or happy. lol. well the same thing for me. I work as a manager and it is a lot of stress especially with no one to share my life and love with it but eventually I've found a lot of good people here and a lot of good friends and they make me feel like home and make me party of their family and for that I thank them and always leave happy to know that I had a great wonderful time enjoying their questions, giving them the best answer I can give and enjoying being around them. sweet dream to you too and happy nigthy night.
2016-03-26 21:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-07-08 02:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hell of a great joke, Mr Mock.
2006-07-08 03:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
left me cold
2006-07-08 03:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by angel.2u@home 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats only alrite! nt a bit funny do! !
2006-07-08 03:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is freakin retarded. get a life.
2006-07-08 02:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-07-08 06:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I love it! good one, my kind of family.
2006-07-08 02:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel worse :P
2006-07-08 02:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋