As she's left no money, does anyone know a charity taxidermist or should we just leave her in the garden until the carrion dispose of her?
2006-07-08 01:44:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
hang a few car fresheners on her and set her on a neighbors porch .... see how long it takes them to notice her.....or set her on a raft and set her adrift and blazing vikings did it
2006-07-08 03:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by Clyde 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I sure hope this is just a cry for attention, because, honestly, I live in a town where this one guy left his dead mom living in the house with him. He had no money either (at least that's what he said)! The authorities eventually found out....she was laid to rest, and he was put in a mental insitution. If it's really true what you're asking, call a friend, relative, priest, etc. and they can help you!
2006-07-08 08:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by trueblond195 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should leave her in somebody ELSES garden for their carrion. Seriously old dead aunties smell to high heaven in the summer.
2006-07-08 08:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by luckybluebunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know about over there but here in Australia you can bury them in your backyard and have someone tell the authorities and then they will dig them up and rebury them and fine you just $100.00 and charge the new burial fee to the council. Or so I have been told.
2006-07-08 09:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by vmmc_64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her in a chest freezer for a day. Then rent a wood chipper and bring her down to the river to feed the fish.
2006-07-08 08:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by gdh8sme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's kinder to take her to the park, set her on a bench with some sunglasses on and a newspaper in her hands and see who notices. I'm sure someone will and then will contact appropriate authorities to have her buried.
2006-07-08 08:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Body parts go for a good chunk of cash on the black market. Ka-ching!
2006-07-08 08:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by cricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be so mean, you pay fo her to be cremated it's not that expensive.
2006-07-08 10:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by tillybitz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey can't you recycle her ???
2006-07-08 09:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by pig m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋