I was the sole guest of the evening and I'm desperate to have sex with this woman. I have boughts of hyper flatulance does anyone know the cure?
2006-07-08 01:40:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I seriously doubt the steak/onoins caused the gas that came out at the dinner. It takes a little while to digest so it was probably something you had earlier, possibly breakfast. Try gas-x available at any pharmacy. It may help. Also pay attention to what things cause the worst attacks then avoid them. If the gas-x and better diet don't help then see a doctor.
This happens to everyone, even women from time to time. If it was an obvious fart then your best action is to make a sweet and sincere apology then drop it, don't let it make you all nervous. If she has any class, she will understand and not think twice about it.
2006-07-08 01:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by The Grand Inquisitor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must come up with an elaborate tale that it was a compliment. That where you're from (it doesn't matter) such a hyper flatulent STANK really means, "Hey... That was a good meal. And you know what? There's a LOT more where that came from if you sleep with me."
Unless she's totally psycho, that is sure to work.
2006-07-08 01:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by austin_long 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are tablets to help cure flatulence. However, you could always try saying sorry. This should hopefully break the ice and make both of you laugh. If that works, great, you still get her in to bed eventually providing you are handsome charming witty and nice enough for her.
2006-07-08 01:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Eleanora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why apologize? You should have chastised HER for not putting CHEESE on the steak so you coulda really let RIP and flavored her food, dude! Farting is a sign of MANHOOD, and she should appreciate that -- provided you didn't peel off the plaster on her wall behind the table when you cut loose.
2006-07-08 01:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am puzzled. Where I come from it is absolutely normal to rip away after a good meal. You would get admiring looks the more dramatic its exist is.
All the whos who here, do it without batting an eyelid.
2006-07-08 01:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by pixpaxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since you are typing and the incident has passed, your chance to do much of anything went out the door. You should have immediately bought her a dog and then blamed him for it.
OR, say this "It's not bad manners, just good food"
2006-07-14 06:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You're SO uncouth. You only deserve to have sex with a warthog.
You may be lucky if she's got no sense of smell....
Try and control yourself. Go to the bathroom next time like a grown up.
2006-07-08 01:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you can pretty much kiss this relationship good bye. I'm not sure how you could apologize for this. You should have excused yourself to the restroom when you felt this bubbling up inside of you. I highly recommend seeing a doctor. There is a cause for it and it likely could be your diet.
2006-07-08 01:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best thing to do is eat a can of beans and 3 fried eggs before your next date....that should stop the smell..of onions anyway..
2006-07-10 16:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by intruder3906 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear Rats ***
it is common for the bowel to void surplus gas during the evening.
the best remedy is to be more careful with food combinations during the day, and to go for a walk after eating the evening meal.
2006-07-08 01:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋