funny answers are accepted lol.
2006-07-08 01:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by angel 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi handsome, me likes a kish KWAAAAAAK sire!
2006-07-08 01:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what was said to the prince, but here is what she said to the computer guy.
Computer Programmer and The Frog
A computer programmer happens across a frog as he was walking down a road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!".
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex....but a talking frog is pretty neat."
2006-07-09 04:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"They come, the shapes of joy and woe,
The airy crowds of long ago,
The dreams and fancies know of yore,
That have been and shall be no more.
"They change the cloisters of the night,
Into a garden of delight;
They make the dark and dreary hours
Open and blossom into flowers!
"I would not sleep! I would love to be
Again in their fair company;
but ere my lips can bid them stay,
They pass and vanish quite away!"
or, of course, she could'a just said "ribbet."
2006-07-08 08:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by The Chronicler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back off Prince! I prefer to be with my own kind;) LOL
2006-07-08 08:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would i kiss you and become a prince if i am an angel ?
2006-07-08 08:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ribbit?
2006-07-09 03:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like eating between my frog legs.........
2006-07-08 08:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by benny_bull_frog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kissed your girl and gave her rabies’ :P
2006-07-09 04:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My warts are not contagious
2006-07-09 22:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by Little Wifey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I turn you on?
2006-07-08 09:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋