When I see those Mormon boys, I'm overwhelmed with lust. Should I stay away from the door or ask them to heal me?
2006-07-08 01:02:24 · 2 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you are chaseing after the flesh,you don't mention your age you might need a little tweaking on how to handle your thoughts.
I'm afraid the Mormon Boys won't and can't heal you,but the good news they offer you will.
I'm a Mormon priest and have met hundreds of young elders from all over the world,I agree they are always well groomed work hard are sincere,well mannered,polite,curtious and know how to handle their jumping hormones.
I'm afraid EarthAngel told a nice story but thats all it is a story.
Mormon's don't believe HEAVEN looks anywhere close to what was described,I think there's a little room for knowledge here.
When the Mormons knock,why not invite them in offer them some water and before you try and jump their bones tell them how you feel,you'll shock them for sure but they won't run,only try to help you with your thoughts.
give it a try good luck
2006-07-08 02:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by writerfour 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a student a couple of elders visited our student house when a drag-queen friend was over, she gave them hell and was sitting on their laps and kissing them etc...they seemed to really enjoy it and came back later with a projector and showed us a whacky film about what heaven looks like...all these people in robes walking aimlessly around what looked like some location in the Grand Canyon... such nice clean cut boys...horny as hell too.
2006-07-08 08:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋