A telemarketer was taking a survey. He told the
woman on the line, "I represent a number of
vaseline companies and we're doing a survey of the
many uses of vaseline in the home. Would you mind
taking a few moments and telling me how you use
our product ?"
She said, "We use it for cuts, dry skin, chapped
lips and sex."
The marketer undaunted pushed on, "Uh, would you
mind explaining how you use it for sex ?"
"Simple. I put it on the door-knob - it keeps the
kids out of the room."
2006-07-07 23:59:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-08 05:59:02 · update #1
hm not little but ttoooooooooo funkinky one. good
2006-07-08 00:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait, are you telling me that this lady had sex with a door knob then didn't clean it and let her kid's touch the knob?? that's sick, that lady should be locked up, wait, i didn't get your joke, ahahahahah, yeah, wait, i might have gotten it, so you are actually saying ...... grandma NO!!!!
regarding your little joke, missy, i thought it was fantastical!!! ya heard? i loved it and i will always remeber it, and cherish it, and rub vaseline on it....wait, that is wrong, you should stop doing that to me, i give it a 10/10, you should keep em coming, the jokes i mean!! wahahahah, mwah!!
2006-07-09 02:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, but did you hear about the newly married couple who couldn't tell the difference between Vaseline and putty?
All their windows fell out!
2006-07-08 00:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute wow when i get married and i have sex i should totally try that lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-08 00:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 05:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by loukx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah totally fooled me heheh
2006-07-08 02:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha LOL 5x2*
2006-07-08 01:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋