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2006-07-07 23:34:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

me
me who?
you forgot who you are?!

2006-07-08 02:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2 5

i bet the missing part of the equation, scientifically speaking of course, would have to be, without a doubt, my grandmother cartwheeling around the house in a grass skirt howling the lyrics to hogan's heros, am i correct, whaddo i get??

2006-07-09 02:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

moose_lover_ sorry but you got that soooooo backwards, it's banana first then "orange ya glad I didn't say banana again" lol get it......

Anyway...knock..knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
knock...knock. who's there? Boo. Boo who? you don't need to cry about it.
knock...knock. who's there? dishes. dishes who? dishes not who you think it is.
knock...knock. who's there? cash. cash who? i new you were a nut.
knock..knock. who's there? max. max who? max no difference open up.
knock...knock. who's there? ken. ken who? ken you tell me a good knock knock joke.
knock...knock. who's there? police. police who? police tell me you will go out with me.
knock...knock. who's there? thatcher. thatcher who? thatcher was a funny one, eh.
knock...knock. who's there? anna. anna who? anna body gonna tell this lady some other jokes.
knock..knock. who's there? ammonia. ammonia who? ammonia trying to be helpful.
knock...knock. who's there? amos. amos who? amos got bit back there.
knock...knock. who's there? andy. andy who? andy amos go run over there.
knock...knock. who's there? vera. vera who? vera few people think these jokes are funny any more.
knock...knock. who's there? champ. champ who? champ poo your hair it stinks.

lol hope you have fun...

2006-07-08 00:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0 0

The pizza boy

2006-07-07 23:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can you fill in what's missing who?

2006-07-07 23:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by djk 4 · 0 0

knock

2006-07-08 00:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by maqer 1 · 0 0

You answer: Impatient cow...
They begin to reply: Impatient...
You interrupt with: Moo!

2006-07-07 23:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by altoidninja 3 · 0 0

ummmm leave a message and i might answer the door :P check ya later ♥

2006-07-07 23:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

so and so
orange ,
orange who
knock, knock
whos there
orange
orange who
knock,
knock
whos there
banana
banana who
arent you glad I didnt say orange?

2006-07-07 23:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by Moose 6 · 0 0

knock knock whos there none of your f*cking buisness b*tch

2006-07-07 23:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sirius.
sirius who?
sirius-ly,open the door

2006-07-07 23:40:06 · answer #11 · answered by farisha 2 · 0 0

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