A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking". Then Little Johnny says, now I have a question for you. "There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married? "
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.
2006-07-07 22:58:12 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-07 23:00:13 · update #1
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2006-07-07 23:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 15⤊ 9⤋
Why is it the one who gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
2006-07-08 06:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by whethalar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you drop a blue hat in the red sea, what happens.
It gets wet.
2006-07-08 06:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me the ice cream gobbler isn't the one wearing the ring? I need a date for next weekend.
2006-07-08 06:10:05 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little Johnny is always troulbe
2006-07-08 06:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god joke but kinda of corn also very funny
2006-07-08 06:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMOA!!! little johnny is an ***. but i like it though.
2006-07-08 13:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by DNT&PAW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat joke is wacked. dats so funny
2006-07-08 06:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-08 06:01:38 · answer #9 · answered by lime_crush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-08 06:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by ~sad person right now~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute
2006-07-08 06:42:03 · answer #11 · answered by confused24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋