During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2006-07-07 22:46:34 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i heard it before but its still funny lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-07 22:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 16⤊ 3⤋
Whoo, go little Johnny! Kid's a heartthrob in the making isn't he?
2006-07-08 07:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's wats up i like little johnny he's a character.
2006-07-08 13:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by DNT&PAW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-08 05:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats cracked man
2006-07-08 05:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!WHAT A NICE!
2006-07-08 05:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha i can tell u sumthing i haven't read it wat u hav wrote i never read this long sentence
2006-07-08 05:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!
2006-07-08 05:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by satan's_angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....hahaha lmao! :'D
2006-07-08 05:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg AWESOME!
2006-07-08 05:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by snowcoveredtree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋