Wear Camouflage!!
2006-07-07 22:02:14
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answer #1
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answered by Jimmy Pete 5
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Somehow get out into the country and go on foot to a distant city, remember to take food, water, T.P. etc.. once there sneak into a hospital and quietly take x-rays of yourself to be sure you are not bugged, buy all new clothing, hitchhike to a far away city, a small town would be best, find a job that does not require you to give social security number, or fingerprints, Don`t ever give the locals, especially the cops ANY reason to want to investigate you. OR, if you are REALLY serious, i could send you a detailed way to do it, Titled: Vanishing Point, How to disappear in america without a trace. Yes, I actually have the document, and it is a detailed way to cover yourself, how not to leave traces of yourself, freight hopping, creating a new you etc...
2006-07-07 22:29:22
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answer #2
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answered by dukefritz79 3
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Never, and I mean never, leave home without putting on a tin foil beannie. That way you will be able to counteract all their insidious surveillance techniques. And remember, if it seems that people are looking at you strangely in the street, that is a sure sign that you have frustrated their surveillance attempts. Be strong (oh, and also make sure you change your underwear at least once a month)
2006-07-08 01:11:21
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answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7
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Are you sure 2 to 300 people are that interested in your comings and goings? Why must you be evasive? Oh- you don't want to get married...I recommend hiding in the attic. Make sure you take a beer supply, chips, sandwich stuff in a cooler, ice, toilet paper, credit cards, cellphone (don't answer it just look at it), and a pot to you know---in. OK? That is, if you have an attic.
2006-07-07 22:10:54
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answer #4
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answered by ^ _ ^ 4
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Collect disguises, throw lots of parties to have people coming and going all the time. Get a security camera. Get to know who lives in your neighborhood.
2006-07-08 10:16:44
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answer #5
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answered by nursesr4evr 7
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A very clever disguise. Enter a business or public place as yourself, exit as someone different. Even if ya had to shave your head and don a fake beard......things like that.
btw.....this question seems a bit paranoid. Hope you are ok.
God bless!
2006-07-07 22:02:39
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answer #6
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answered by treefrog 4
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Go see a physician. Seriously. I'm not sure what is going on but it sounds like you are having delusions of persecution/monitoring.
2006-07-07 22:02:49
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answered by heathernic_410 2
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I haven't been successful yet and don't expect to be unless Hermie loans me her cloak of invisibility.
2006-07-07 22:02:46
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answer #8
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answered by kharas3an 2
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Dig a tunnel underneath your house.
Note : Are you serious or is this a puzzle ?
2006-07-07 22:03:45
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answer #9
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answered by Govinda 4
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Cut the chip out of your arm. NO, seriously. DO IT!
2006-07-07 22:01:48
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answer #10
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answered by undyinggodagain 1
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