Does anyone know the alien petrol pump joke? - 10 points for the first correct answer?

Answer 1

The Aliens

Two aliens land in Melbourne, next to a petrol station. The aliens
waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see
that resembles a being is the petrol pump. The two aliens approach. The first one says, "Earthling, take me to your leader!"

He gets no response. The first alien looks at his buddy then
addressed the pump again. "Earthling, I said, Take me to your leader!"
Still no response.
The first alien then turns to the second and claims,
"If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect I'm going to blast him!" The second replies,
"O.K. but, I'm just going to stand down on the next block"

The first alien looks puzzled, but waits for the other to
waddle to the next block. He then addresses the pump a third time. "Earthling take me to your leader!"

No response. The alien then pulls out his ray gun and shoots the pump. After the explosion the alien gets up, dusts himself off and goes down the block to his buddy. He asks the second,
"If you knew that was going to happen, why didn't you warn me?

The second replies,
"I didn't know what was going to happen, but I wasn't about to mess with anyone who's penis can hang to the ground, wrap
around his body twice, and still stick in his ear."

Answer 2

The Alien Spaceship
An Alien spaceship was low flying over earth when he noticed he was running out of petrol.He spotted a garage down below and called in to refuel.
As he was filling up the attendant noticed the cost of the petrol had reached £50. " Are you sure you can afford to pay for the petrol" he asked the alien
" Sure i can " replied the alien as he carried on filling up the tank.
The petrol had come to £100 and the attendent asked him again if he could pay for the fuel.
" Sure i can " came the reply as he again carried on.
The petrol had now come to £150 when the attendant again asked if he could afford to pay.
" Of course i can..Have you got change for a Blip Blop?"


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Answer 3

Yes i know and it is available in my QA try it;-

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