Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the side
and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front
but she didnt wear that one very often !
2006-07-07 20:54:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-07 20:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another longer version(not necessarily better)
Mary had a little skirt which spit right up the side
and everywhere that Mary went the boys all hid and spied
For with every step she took, you could see her thighs
Mary had one more skirt and it too twas sporting a split
This split being in the front
Made it very hard for her to sit
Because every time she tried
the boys would whistle and grunt.
Poor Mary, Poor Mary,
Her skirts with all the splits
Made her popular with the boys
And for dates, she had many hits
but all she wanted was to be able to sit
with out all the grunts and getting hit
in the head from whistles, that spew out spit.
2006-07-08 04:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, but i think the third line should have had elipsis at the end, for a longer pause (ie, "Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front...").
2006-07-08 04:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by The Shockwave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great mate.Not too rude but very funny!! Mary had a little bike she rode it back to front and every time the wheel went round the spokes went up her ****! Or mary had a little bike she rode it on the grass and every time the wheel went round the spokes went up her a**e.
2006-07-08 04:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by iloveliz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh lordy, can you people not work out that it isn't supposed to rhyme at the end??? Its called a JOKE, comedy is lost on so many people!
I thought it was great!
2006-07-08 12:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mary had a little lamb she also had a bear i often seen her little lamb but never seen her bear
2006-07-08 04:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by leslie c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Really.
2006-07-08 03:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lost it @ the end, but nice. So are some of the others -) (I'm all smiles 2day!!!)
2006-07-08 04:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by John "007"!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely, also, kudos to the other mary jokes
2006-07-08 04:12:11 · answer #9 · answered by johnny_on_the_spot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok ...don't make much sense and rhyme it does'nt...i'll do one now for ya,check it out
2006-07-08 04:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by pradababe32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TRY THIS LIMERICK: (COMPLIMENTS OF EB. H. )
THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM CLYDE
WHO ATE A GREEN APPLE AND DIED ,
THE APPLE FERMENTED,
INSIDE THE LAMENTED ,
AND MADE CIDER INSIDE HER INSIDES .
IT'S CLEAN AND STILL A BIT FRUITY .
2006-07-08 04:03:44 · answer #11 · answered by DUSTY FOR KING 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋