Man saw the world, He thought, hmm there's water for me, food for me, so the world was MADE for me.. Then his kids asked questions and he had no answer, so he made sh*t up. THAT'S your bible. Right?
2006-07-07 19:55:35 · 13 answers · asked by Mr. Mojo Risin 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh snap. I'm going to steal this and put it in my Deist Bible that I am writing (or going to write).
2006-07-07 20:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is your serious discussion? Whether those children of Hebrews, or your run-of-the-mill caveman, all sorts of stories of why the earth exists and how man came to be, has always be discussed around those campfires.
Sumerian tales of Gilgamesh even had tales of a great flood. So did Native Americans, and the Chinese. All kinds of different peoples passed on orally historical events with thier own beliefs intact.
You, sweetie, was not looking for a serious discussion. You just wanted to do some Christian bashing. That is the true s***.
2006-07-07 20:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by MOI 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a gosh-darn genus! I think you are the first person I have seen post something about the bible that is actually based on rational thought and a knowledge of human nature. I have hope for the human race now.
2006-07-07 20:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Tea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer that man asked questions of God and instead of giving Adam or any other pre-flood person a complicated answer, God gave him a simple version that the man could comprehend.
I just don't think that Adam could grasp the Big Bang.
2006-07-07 20:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by my_alias_id 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, thats why we have public school, so that crazy people don't mislead their children too much. Speaking of which, there are not a lot of people who make stuff up to appease their children and if you do, perhaps you need to see a doctor of the mind as soon as possible.
2006-07-07 20:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right. That's how it happened. Man is basically a cancer on the world.
2006-07-07 20:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by laura_bush_is_fetching 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not just one man. a select few who wanted to control the masses. it happened all over the world.
2006-07-07 19:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ever feel like a bully on a playground? Just wondering.
2006-07-07 19:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your words.. and your logic are your "bible." Speak the truth.. and say: I don't know. At least that's honest.
2006-07-07 20:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it isn't any longer a question of the bible. The bible is just one area of what all of us understand and believe. the undeniable reality that a guy named Jesus Christ lived, claimed he became God, died, and rose back from the lifeless, proving that he became precisely who he stated he became, is attested to by technique of many actual, impartial historic sources, except the bible. Eye witnesses to Christ remained alive till about the 365 days 96 ad. by technique of then, many, many thousands of human beings everywhere in the classic international had change into Christians. The Catholic church accrued the teachings of Christ and his apostles and exceeded it alongside by technique of be conscious besides as in writing. as an celebration, it isn't going you had to benefit about taking area in baseball or football by technique of reading a e book. all of us contained in the U.S. ought to allow you to understand about those activities, because (virtually) all of us performs them or watches them. it is an similar way with the authentic faith. The bible is fantastic for reference and learn, in spite of the indisputable fact that the authentic Christian faith has always been exceeded down by technique of those who lived it and practiced it. reality is significant even as it is composed of godly issues, because fables received't ward off from demise and hell. only Jesus Christ will attempt this. Protestant Christians desirous to be counted only on what became written contained in the bible, in the course of the fifteenth century. That only messed issues up and led to confusion. The bible became under no circumstances meant to be the only faith authority, or to furnish each and each and every of the solutions. it is the interest God assigned to the church, which Jesus in my view depending for us. maximum individuals couldn't study till modern circumstances, besides. FYI - Jesus clued us in about distinctive mysterious religious stuff even as he walked the earth 2,000 years in the past. it isn't any longer mandatory to position self belief in fables and wild hypothesis. in case you pick fables, study Aesop. in case you pick the reality, change into Catholic.
2016-11-30 20:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋