Darn Flying Spaghetti Monster never brought my pony.
If I go back in time and make that sacrificial offering after fasting a week, maybe that will work...
2006-07-07 19:11:57 · 20 answers · asked by OldManOnTheMountain 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*if you are lost please see my previous questions.
2006-07-07 19:20:11 · update #1
In my dreams.
2006-07-07 19:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Oracle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I remember it well...I didn't realize my pony was missing for several hours...and by the time I realized it, time travel was the only way to save him from that Darn Pasta Eating Gargantua!
You don't need to make a sacrificial offering though...just click your heels together and say, "There's no place like the pony bridge, there's no place like the pony bridge..."
It'll work. Peace Out.
2006-07-08 02:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by renee_kovach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to. But the pony travelled in time and told me he's here, so I don't have to do it anymore. And that's no spaghetti monster, that's the lasagna you're supposed to offer to the gods. Except that the lasagna didn't agree, so they have to fly away.
2006-07-08 02:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Odin M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams.
The DFSM will bring you the pony once you hearken to and meet it's demands.
2006-07-08 02:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by anthony c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... twice... and there's no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster... he's made of rotini... and he glides.
2006-07-08 02:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by The anti-emo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea acually, i was walking down the hiway and some old man and a kid picked me up in a dalorian. man that was weird.
2006-07-08 02:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it is a pony. It will be a donkey that has never been rode
2006-07-08 02:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by GodsHolyFire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the religion and spirituality category, not "oh, my god this acid trip is awesome" category.
2006-07-08 02:15:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much time playing Zelda, or what?
2006-07-08 02:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but I came back with a mouse instead....lol
2006-07-08 02:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by lady_bugs_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever!
2006-07-08 02:14:43 · answer #11 · answered by joneslady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋