2006-07-07 19:03:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Get an old rusty tin can, and take a dump out in the front yard, where everyone can watch you.
2006-07-07 19:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 8⤋
You might want to get that checked, it could be a medical reason as to why it is so smelly. Furthermore, you can keep the door closed while eliminating, open the windows for fresh air and use Lysol spray to keep things nice and sanitary. Drink plenty of fluids too. Hope this helps.
2006-07-07 20:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Spiritoso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the door closed while pooing, and for at least an hour afterwards. If there's a window in the bathroom, open it before, during and after. Use Febreeze liberally.
2006-07-07 19:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Courtesy flush, open a window, invest in some air freshener or some incense. Run a fan, too, while you're in there.
2006-07-07 19:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called a Courtesy Flush. As soon as you drop it, flush the toilet. It will help eliminate the stink.
2006-07-07 19:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by adrianamedina25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the door closed, open the window--and run a fan! (Your bathroom should have one anyway.)
And, yeah, dude--watch what you're eating.
Worst case scenario? Get thee to a doctor/dietician! Who knows, you may be doing yourself a damage!
2006-07-07 19:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by git_tator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The classic solution: light a candle.
2006-07-07 19:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dave R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a big house or purchase a lot of air freshner. Either way you will go in the hole
2006-07-07 19:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by klay43701 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move into a bigger apartment.
2006-07-07 19:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by bama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat more roughage, than it won't stink...
or start burning incense or lighting matches...
or just kill yourself
2006-07-07 19:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by sssoulchild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check your diet ... usually people can tolerate the smell of their $hit ... since you can't it has to be something you are eating!
2006-07-07 19:07:22 · answer #11 · answered by noogney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋