Would you say "I'm ashamed because you are a mean SOB? Would you hit him in the face. Would you tell him off?
2006-07-07 18:30:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i would get super afraid because that means that god is real and id be a religious man through and through, no way im going to hell
but for now i dont believe
2006-07-07 18:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by billy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What do you think, I'm nuts???
I wouldn't provoke the Big Guy for anything! Ever take a look at the dang pitch fork he carries!? And the Guy lives in Fire, for cryin out loud!
Hit him in the face??? Tell him off???
Jeez, first of all if you ever meet him, it'll be be bcos you're in Hell!? And if you wanna take on that guy on his own turf, you've really gotta be nuts!?
Me? I'd probably say "Say, I'm really so sorry, Sir; but would you be so kind as to let me know how I can find my way out?"
lmao.
lr
2006-07-08 01:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not one to judge, so I would probably small-talk with him, ask him how things are going in Hell, stuff like that. He might be a decent guy, you never know, maybe we could go bowling sometime. Maybe me, him and, God could start a team together, and confuse the crap out of everybody else
2006-07-08 01:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was drinking buddies with Satan. He talked to me like you would and I talked back to him like I'd talk to you.
Satan, unlike God, deserts you when you need him the most.
Satan, leaves you there to face the consequences on your own.
2006-07-08 01:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd sell him something really useless for a lot of other useless stuff. Then I'd ask for it back, and if he started to say anything..I'd insist on seeing a reciept, but then...right when he was almost done searching his pockets, I'd remind him that it was ME who had the receipt..then I'd yell ******!!! and I'd book it like those phatties from S.W.C.
2006-07-08 01:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by mickeycushman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF HE WERE REAL
I'd tell him to quit acting like a teenager and make up with god (his dad/mom).
But he isn't real. He's made up to scare you into conforming.
Evil is just rampant selfishness, not a supernatural mystery.
2006-07-08 02:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by kevin g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably have a lot to say. Would be a curious meeting. Haha.
2006-07-08 01:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by isavedlatin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rebuke you Satan in the name of Jesus go back to hell where you came from.
2006-07-08 01:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by JazzyJ72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt even grant him a single word because he is not worth it
2006-07-08 01:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by magz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say: So.. you are real after all, huh? that's interesting.. here's $20 go scare my dad.
2006-07-08 01:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzyyyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋