A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
2006-07-07 17:31:31 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
2006-07-07 17:31:41 · update #1
Best joke I've heard in a long time. Thanks gurl!! ::))
2006-07-07 17:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahaha!! That was a great hoot!!
That woman must have grabbed ahold of Tiger's driver and then allowed him to putt it in her hole.
That sure beats a birdie, eagle, double eagle...
That Tiger, no wonder they call him Ace. He's capable of a hole in one both on and off the course.
2006-07-08 00:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Tiger Woods gets into the hole on the first swing......
LOLS.. Nice Joke really.........
2006-07-08 00:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah Ha, I didn't understand the last sentence you added but I thought it was funny!
2006-07-08 00:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by mamia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 1
2006-07-08 00:46:34 · answer #5 · answered by crazychahat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
2006-07-08 00:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee good 4 TIGER!!!
2006-07-08 00:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... never heard it referred like that. hehe
2006-07-08 00:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good.GO GET EM TIGER!
2006-07-08 00:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke ;)
2006-07-08 00:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by dna_supreme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋