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Who would win? My bet's on MJ

2006-07-07 17:23:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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MJ because basketball had not been invented yet.

2006-07-07 17:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I would have to assume that if Jesus could walk on water, then he should also have the ability to make a basketball hover higher than MJ can jump. Therefore, if Jesus is into cheating - he will win 'hands down'.

If the ability to win is related to the # of screaming fans - then Jesus would also likely win.

If it had to be traditional basketball without any abuse of the rules, then MJ would win, but Jesus's after party would be better. (FYI I don't even believe in Jesus!!)

2006-07-08 00:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus

2006-07-08 00:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Jesus, he would throw the ball randomly, then send a strom to blow it in the right direction but passing the the hoop hit the ocean, get swalloed by a whale, then spewed onto the beach picked up by a donky walking on palm branchs then wipped with lether, sent to the cross, go to the depths of hell, rise to the heveans and soring down to the hoop in only 3 days. michale, stay with the looney toons

2006-07-08 00:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by 96.7 KCAL ROCKS!!! 3 · 1 0

I would like to see,

Jesus vs Muhammad Ali

2006-07-08 19:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus, MJ doesn't have wings

2006-07-08 00:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You ask a stupid question like this and you call me an idiot? Who are you trying to fool? You are not fooling anyone on Yahoo and you most certainly aren't fooling God. I will be praying for you. This is the Caveman signing off, taking the high road and swinging his club for Jesus!!! Ohhh Yeahhhh!!!!!!!!

2006-07-08 10:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by cave man 6 · 1 0

Hey throw Muhammad in there and we'll have the "world's most famous liars" basketball match

2006-07-08 00:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Lizzyyyy 3 · 0 1

MJ all the way.......................

2006-07-08 00:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by polleythecracker 2 · 1 0

jesus duhhhhhhhh.............

2006-07-08 00:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by cat yall 3 · 0 1

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