this is how i would change my life:
I would start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, I would wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
I would get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect my pension, then when I start work; I get a gold watch on my first day.
I would work 40 years until I'm young enough to enjoy your retirement.
I would drink alcohol, and i would party, I'm generally promiscuous and I get ready for High School.
I go to primary school, I become a kid , I play, I have no responsibilities, I become a baby, and then...
I spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, I finish off as an orgasm.
2006-07-07 17:18:34
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answer #1
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answered by bellamuert3 4
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Life
2006-07-08 09:02:11
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answered by Leonardo 4
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People being more courteous towards each other. There was a show not too long ago about how rude people are to each other and if people could just treat each other with common decency this would be a much better society.
2006-07-08 00:19:17
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answered by Steve 2
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I wish that selfish, mean people had never evolved. So many people are mean for no reason. Life would be sweet if everyone were kind to everyone else.
2006-07-08 00:19:41
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answered by Ricky 6
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the pain, I would change the pain, although I guess God promises that one day it will be gone. My life has been pure heartache up till now.
2006-07-08 00:15:30
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answered by curly98 3
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Everyone dies at 60. Seriously.
2006-07-08 00:28:04
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answered by bigsnowtoday 2
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nothing for the time being there is nothing in my life that needs to be changed I have a great life thanks for asking
2006-07-08 00:14:46
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answered by klynnd1981 3
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Bills, to many and unneccessary I feel. Everyone should be bill free. hahaha
2006-07-08 00:22:42
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answered by Nattiedred 3
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To keep one's mental and physical facilities intact longer (like into the 70s and 80s).
2006-07-08 00:14:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I would not have had sex because i enjoyed the guessing of what sex was like....i want those days back!
2006-07-08 00:19:06
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answered by n2cstic 2
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