A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.
The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?
"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'."
"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'.
I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'.
2006-07-07 17:08:07 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."
"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"
2006-07-07 17:08:13 · update #1
lmao that was funny.
2006-07-08 07:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by DNT&PAW 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That sly doc he sure knows how to take advantage of the poor.
But his surprise will come when he catches the std from unprotected you know what.
2006-07-08 00:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah ha that'a soo funny! I copied it and pasted so I could send it to all my friends.
2006-07-08 00:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by mamia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before you're funny very funny..
2006-07-08 04:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by Mystique 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny in that way that you would tell your friends but not your mom. Hilarious.
2006-07-08 00:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one! but Iam pretty sure she had money the entire time!
2006-07-08 00:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by jm11680 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so good keep up the good work and keep the jokes coming
2006-07-08 00:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doctor is a sly dog
2006-07-08 00:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke in funny or what ?
2006-07-08 00:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o0okay.. i don't know what's funnier... the actual joke or the responses to these jokes.. lol
2006-07-08 00:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by esther_r88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny i like this one alot.
2006-07-08 00:13:00 · answer #11 · answered by smiley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋