A local business was looking for office
help. They put a sign in the window,
stating the following: "Help Wanted.
Must be able to type, must be good with
a computer and must be bilingual. We
are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted
up to the window, saw the sign and went
inside. He looked at the receptionist
and wagged his tail, then walked over
to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got
the office manager. The office manager
looked at the dog and was surprised, to
say the least. However, the dog looked
determined, so he lead him into the
office. Inside, the dog jumped up on
the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said "I can't hire you.
The sign says you have to be able to
type." The dog jumped down, went to
the typewriter and proceeded to type
out a perfect letter. He took out
the page and trotted over to the
manager and gave it to him, then jumped
back on the chair. The manager was
stunned, but then told the dog "the sign
says you have to be good with a
computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to
the computer. The dog proceeded to
enter and execute a perfect program,
that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally
dumb-founded!
He looked at the dog and said "I realize
that you are a very intelligent dog and
have some interesting abilities.
However, I *still* can't give you the
job." The dog jumped down and went to a
copy of the sign and put his paw on the
sentences that told about being an Equal
Opportunity Employer. The manager said
"yes, but the sign *also* says that you
have to be bilingual".
The dog looked at the manager calmly and
said "Meow".
2006-07-07 16:59:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats cool ! 10/10 and a clap too
2006-07-08 01:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ! We like !
How about the HR requirements....should be able to control the staff well too....a dogmatic character with catty remarks !
i personally would use that dog as a cat caller and controller (to put it mildly )...no more dead birds in the yard and half lizards and goggos in the house...
2006-07-08 03:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clean joke of the day
2006-07-08 01:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke..all thumbs and toes up!!!
Hope to see that doggie poster in the next election!
2006-07-08 00:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two thumbs up.. how did you get so many characters to fit in that box. I thought we were limited
2006-07-08 00:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by esther_r88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, and cute. Was the dog hired?
2006-07-08 00:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by Frankie_77♥♠♣ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This slays me. So funny.
2006-07-08 00:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woof woof, meow! I am bilingual too! lol
2006-07-08 00:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ....... a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny klean joke ..... :)
2006-07-08 15:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that is funny.
2006-07-08 01:30:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋