1 the boy scouts are saving aluminium cans bottles and other items to be recycled proceeds will be used to cripple children
2 the outreach commitie has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church
3 the pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next sunday morning
4 low self esteem group will meet thursday at 7pm please use the back door
5 ushers will eat latecomers
6 for those of you who have children and dont know it we have a nursery downstairs
7 reverend merriweather spoke briefly much to the delight of the congregation
8 the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "break forth into joy"
9 a songfest was hell at the methodist church wednsday
10 due to the rectors illness wednesdays healing service will disconinue until further notice
11 remember in prayer the many who are sick of our chuch and community
2006-07-07 16:51:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are a sick twisted man
2006-07-07 16:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 3⤋
lol yes, and there are many more that I have seen. Some of them used to be published in the back of our weekly bulletin - they were quite funny!
2006-07-07 23:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by still learning at 56 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i've seen some of them before lol but very very awesome check ya later â¥
2006-07-07 23:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny!!! :)
2006-07-07 23:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋