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1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.

2006-07-07 16:39:57 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

1.dentist
2.ring
3.peanut butter
4.bubble gum
5.elevator
6.nose
7.paperboy
8.glove
9.crane
10.toothbrush

2006-07-07 16:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by bandido 4 · 8 1

ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut Butter
4. A Chewing Gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A Crane
10. A toothbrush, of course

2006-07-07 23:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0 0

1. a dentist's drill
2. a ring
3. peanut butter
4. bubble gum
5. a washing machine
6. a nose
7. a newspaper
8. a glove (but not O.J.'s because his did not fit)
9. a crane
10. a fire extinguisher

Boy that was hard to keep my mind out of the gutter!!
Thanks that was fun.

2006-07-08 00:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0 0

1. dentist
2. ring
3. peant butter
4. gum
5. elevator
6. nose
7. paperboy/paper?
8. gloves?
9 tent pole?
10. toothbrush

2006-07-07 23:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

a denist, a ring, ice cream., chewing gum, a elevator, don't know
paperboy, a glove, hey 7 out of 10 ain't bad

2006-07-07 23:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by sweeeet 1 · 0 0

omg... too cute!

1. dentist
2. ring
3. peanut butter
4. gum
5. airline or elevator
6. nose
7. the newspaper delivery guy
8. gloves
9. crane
10. dish scrubber

2006-07-07 23:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1)a dentist
2)wedding ring
3)transvestite
4)bubble gum
5)pistons
6)penis
7)newspaper?
8)a glove
9)crane
10)vibrator
i kept it as clean as i could hope it's sufficent

2006-07-07 23:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0 0

1. dentist
3.peanut butter
5.elevator maybe
6.nose
7.newspaper
8.gloves

2006-07-07 23:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1)dentist
2) wedding ring
3)peanutbutter
4)bubble gum
5)elevator
6)nose
7)mail
8)gloves
9)crane
10)drill

2006-07-07 23:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tan~Lines~ 3 · 0 0

1 is dentist
2 is ring

2006-07-07 23:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by 143Jesus 2 · 0 0

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