Willys cynical thought for the day;
Even on the right track you'll get run over if you just freaking sit there!
Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop?"
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2006-07-07 16:15:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From: WILLYS JOKES 7/7/07 Geek Pickup Lines
2006-07-07 16:15:32 · update #1
Kid how else can he get his 'new laptop' into the conversation? LOL
2006-07-07 16:56:16 · update #2
Ha ha!
2006-07-07 16:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Hahahaha! That's a great one.
But why did he put her on the desk when he could've placed her on top of his lap?
2006-07-07 23:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You
2006-07-07 23:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by fanofpi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋