There once was a man from Nantucket...?

Question

I've heard allusions to this rhyme everywhere, but how does it go? No one ever finishes it after that initial line. It can't be that dirty can it?...

Answer 1

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;

And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,

But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,

But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,

And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Answer 2

There once was a man from Nantucket,
He smiled as he sat in a bucket.
The water got cold,
His old lady got bold.
Finally he stood up and said F**K it.

Answer 3

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a C*nt I would F*ck it.

Answer 4

Check Wikipedia. They have a good explanation...

Answer 5

and his balls could fill a bucket some whore seen and said holy sh it can i fu ck it

Answer 6

I've wondered myself as well....